Where be me cabin boy?

Arrrrrrr! To day be "Talk Like A Pirate Day", so I get task'd wi' keepin' this here "blog".

I be thinkin' 'n' figur'd it be jus' like keepin' the ship's log. So's not too much trouble.

If ye don't be countin' on a bucko to write, that is. Me logs be like a tangled net. That's why I ha' me cabin boy to keep things nice 'n' tidy.

Now where'd be that son of a mangy dog?